Ralph is a sexually frustrated vampire who suffers from a peculiar curse. He's condemned for eternity to watch his one true love, Mona, be murdered by a pirate wielding a ham bone. But now? Now it's 1990, and Ralph is determined to break Mona's cycle of reincarnation. His first order of business is winning her affections, which he does by starting Rockula: a rock band that's sure to stake a claim on her heart.
Dean Cameron
Ralph
Toni Basil
Phoebe
Thomas Dolby
Stanley
Tawny Fere
Mona
Susan Tyrrell
Chuck the Bartender
Bo Diddley
Axman
Tony Cox
Big Al
Karen Berger
Cloris
