The Cobblers Arms have been the best and most feared Amateur Rugby League team for the past ten years. Ex-pro Arthur bets their boss that he could train a bunch of deadbeats to defeat them in a local rugby sevens tournament. But to do so he must first get them into shape with the help of the very attractive Hazel Scott.
Gary Olsen
Arthur Hoyle
Samantha Womack
Hazel Scott
Neil Morrissey
Steve
Ralph Brown
Phil
Richard Ridings
Frank
Adrian Hood
Tommy
David MacCreedy
Tony
Griff Rhys Jones
Ray Mason, Radio York commentator
