Sergeant Grimshawe wants to retire in the flush of success by winning the Star Squad prize with his very last platoon of newly called-up National Servicemen. But a motley bunch they turn out to be, and it's up to Grimshawe to put the no-hopers through their paces.
Norah

Bill Owen
Corporal Bill Copping

Charles Hawtrey
Private Peter Golightly

Kenneth Connor
Private Horace Strong