Welcome to T & A High, where the entire student body including campus virgin Purity Busch, chronic masturbator Melvin Jerkovski, repressed Principal Stuckoff and blonde bombshell Bootsie Goodhead all must rise to the challenges of freshman breast exams, bikini cheerleader attacks, inappropriate uses of bowling ball holes and much more.
Peter Keleghan
Rick McKay
Kent Deuters
Brent Van Dusen III
Linda Speciale
Purity Busch
Alan Deveau
Howie Bates
Linda Shayne
Bootsie Goodhead
Jason Warren
Melvin Jerkovski
James Coburn
Tim Stevenson
Terrea Smith
Rhonda Rockett
