Professors Vooshka and Crump decide to visit an archaeological site to study the artifacts there. Lo and behold, it's right next to a caravan site where all manner of people are staying. With a randy Major owning the site, a snobbish mother, and the two professors' constant innuendos, the story ends with a sinking caravan site and a striptease performance as a replacement for the cabaret night.
Elke Sommer
Professor Anna Vooshka
Kenneth Williams
Professor Roland Crump
Bernard Bresslaw
Arthur Upmore
Kenneth Connor
Major Leep
Jack Douglas
Ernie Bragg
Joan Sims
Daphne Barnes
Windsor Davies
Fred Ramsden
Peter Butterworth
Henry Barnes
