Tony Stilano and Trev Spackneys both own, live over and work in adjoining take-away fish shops in Melbourne. Although they have fallen into a habitual rivalry based on a cause long forgotten, the pair unite when the multinational fast-food outlet "Burgies" unveils a new store directly opposite the twin fish & chips shops.
Vince Colosimo
Tony Stilano
Stephen Curry
Trev Spackney
Rose Byrne
Sonja Stilano
Nathan Phillips
Dave
Matthew Dyktynski
Burgies Manager
Tom Budge
Tarquin
Brett Swain
Ken
Dave O'Neil
Mal the Butcher
