Born in America and raised in an Indian ashram, Pitka returns to his native land to seek his fortune as a spiritualist and self-help expert. His skills are put to the test when he must get a brokenhearted hockey player's marriage back on track in time for the man to help his team win the Stanley Cup.
Mike Myers
Guru Pitka
Jessica Alba
Jane Bullard
Justin Timberlake
Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé
Romany Malco
Darren Roanoke
Meagan Good
Prudence
John Oliver
Dick Pants
Verne Troyer
Coach Punch Cherkov
Manu Narayan
Rajneesh
